The OSCARS

Red Carpet fashion captured on the Glam Cam;
A-List stars light the stage.
Billy Crystal.
The acceptance speeches.
Inspiration-
I'm stuck in Kansas City working...
I want to RAGE!

It's A Living.

I spend my days creating art. I spend my weekends judging it. I'd rather just celebrate it- But life doesn't always work that way.

The Way We See It

It's Friday!
That means it's time for another episode of The Way We See It!
...and another opportunity to make fun of Michele Bachman!
Hope you enjoy!

The Day After a Dinner Party

Too much wine;

Need more sleep.

Puppies up;

They need to pee!

Ugh!

It's going to be a long day...

LA Traffic

Seriously?

How come everybody leaves work at the exact same time?

New plan:

Let's stagger peoples work hours based on the type of job they do~

Accountants and business people work until 6 PM

Doctors and lawyers until 5 PM

Teachers and city officials done at 3 PM
(Because they work hard enough in a short period of time...)

Everyone else- just stay home!

Hustle

Jump out of bed with too little sleep;

Shoving a mouthful of cereal down so I don't starve!

Wake up the computer and log in to check the inbox.

Where do I start?

For every email I respond to, four more bounce in-

Grab the iPhone and begin cold calling! ...that's ALWAYS a pleasure! (Sarcasm)

It's not even 10 AM and I'm already behind schedule.

Plan for rehearsal.

Say "yes" to another gig choreographing (even though I don't have the time.)

Pre-pack my bags for another weekend of the glamours life as an adjudicator for Starpower.

Prep for production on our next parody...

The hustle is never ending!

I hope I'll be able to slow down when my career really takes off!  (...more sarcasm)

Note To Self

Running errands on a holiday Monday in Los Angeles is a terrible idea!
45 minutes to go 5 miles;
RAGING!!!
I love LA. I love LA.
Yes, it's true, but I hate LA Freeways!
More RAGE!
Never again on a holiday!

Six Word Essay on Starbucks Coffee

I rage without my morning latte!

My Life Is Always An Adventure...

I'm sitting at a random hotel bar in the middle of America drinking beer and watching the Lakers game.  Funny, considering I'll be judging dancers in a talent competition tomorrow!

Reality Check!

Everyday a new Reality TV diva is born~
If you love to loath them as much as we do... you've got to check out our latest segment!
Each week our brilliant co-hosts Amy Claire and Ellen Buckley serve up a juicy slice of Reality TV gossip!  This week it's everything fabulous about Basketball Wives, Bridezillas and of course...
The Kardashians!
We encourage all of you to: "Stop Feeling Guilty About Your Guilty Pleasure!"©

BLT!

In the midst of a busy schedule, I find happiness in a B.L.T.
I know it sounds strange, but there are moments in my life when I just need a little bacon to bring an added joy to my day.
I get so caught up in work;
business calls,
the never ending email inbox,
and the non-stop efforts to stay social connected...  I need a little pick me up.
The deliciously salty, meaty, crispy crunch of pork, lettuce and tomato sends my taste buds soaring!
...it probably has the same effect on my cholesterol, but that's a worry for another day.
I'm going to ravish this B.L.T!

Life's Short. Do What You Want!

I'm at the point in my life where I no longer wish to do things just to satisfy other people.

For a long time I tried to be what other people expected of me.

I realize that the people who admire me the most, are the ones who appreciate that I follow my heart.

And last time I check, I remember that life is better when you live in the moment, and treasure every second! The good, the bad and everything in between! 

A Valentine's Day Poem

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a Valentine and so could you!
...if you stopped your bitching about how dumb this day is and settle for someone like everyone else did!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Six Word Essay on Monday's

Catching up on last weeks shit!

Dear Grammys,

I appreciate the tribute and love for Whitney Houston-
Her voice was a force that will be missed around the world.
But don't you think honoring Chris Brown with a Grammy Award is a touch counterproductive?
No matter how talented he may be, why do we continue to celebrate poor behavior?

Sad Day for the Music Industry

Whitney Houston passed away today.
Sadly, for me it comes as no surprise.  Still, it is heartbreaking.
Talk about a tragedy~ 
Her talent was enormous.  Unfortunately, so was her fame.
I'm not a celebrity, but I can only imagine how easy it is to get lost in "YesLand."
Anyone that watched the Oprah interview last year could see that Whitney was still in pain and most likely on drugs.  It was a cry for help on national television, and not even Oprah called her out on it.
Talent. Ego. Fame. Money.
It can be a lethal combination.
I'm devastated that Whitney had so many people who loved her, but clearly not enough to convince her to get help, so that she might love herself.
Sad day in music.