An Open Letter To The Universe

Dear Universe,
I realize I'm just a microscopic piece of dust in the grand scheme of everything, but I was hoping you could just help me shine with the stars and the planets.
Somehow I've bounced out of alignment, and I really need to get back on track.
Oh, and I wouldn't mind if Mercury would stop going into retrograde (whatever that means) my friends keep telling me this is a major problem, and I don't give a shit.
Thanks,
Matthew

Space Faith

Watching a documentary on The Universe.
I love knowledge -
Especially when it points to a beginning and an end:
Light vs. Dark, Matter vs. Antimatter, God vs. Devil.
Everyone can agree on the theory of a beginning out of nothing.
That's pretty awesome.