Pick Up The Phone!.!.!. Please!

Why don't people pick up the phone?
I know EVERYONE on the planet owns one...
...I don't think it's too much to ask that my family and friends be at my beckon call...
Twenty-four, seven, seven days a week!!!
Isn't that why we have mobile phones? So that we can use them anytime, anywhere!
Uuuhhhggg!
I just need to ask you a quick question...
Fine! Don't answer!
IT'S NOT IMPORTANT!
Never mind!