Apple is Becoming Too PC (Pun Intended!)

I think my iPhone 5 is watching me.
In fact, I'm positive that the iOS7 update is a collaboration between Apple and Big Brother;
Recording our every move,
Keeping tack of our online interaction,
Reporting our every step to the government, or worse...
Advertisers!!!
Don't even get me started on the new design. It's too safe. To sterile. To clean. Too PC!

Dear iPhone Software Update,

Thanks for F_cK!nG up my phone, my computer and six hours of my day!

Technology has bitched slapped me into loving the torture.

I feel like I'm one of those people they make "Law & Order" episodes about!

RAGEAGERAGERAGEEEEGARAGEEEEEEEEEEEEERAGERRRRAAAAGGGGEEE!