Death of the Twinkie!
Hostess Inc. - The company that has served America's elementary schoolchildren, Stoners and fatties deliciously artificial sweet snacks for generations, filed Chapter 11 bankruptcy.
Apparently we learn several things;
First, health experts were wrong. These snacks would not survive a nuclear fallout, since they can't even endure a factory strike.
Two, perhaps Unions aren't as effective as they once were.
Three, a losing paying job is better than no job at all. (18,000 people will be jobless.)
Finally, our children's children will never understand the magic of ripping into that plastic wrap to enjoy a FULLY hydrogenated after school treat!
Never fear, obesity will find a way!
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