Fired

I've fired myself from creative writing.

Not because I have nothing to say—rather I'm too lazy to commit.

#DoBetter

Shavasana

Laying in bed;

This is the kind of yoga I could do all day!

I'm Up!

Waking up is either the easiest or hardest part of my day.
It's one of the only "black or whites" in my life;
I don't know how I can wake up at 6AM on a Monday and feel like I'm on top of the world––and by Wednesday I want to commit a felony crime against my alarm clock!
But here I sit at my computer screen, trying to be creative...
My fingers are typing through the motions, and my brain is like, "does any of this even make sense?"  Meanwhile, I really don't care.
I'm just thrilled that I didn't stay in bed like the lazy, lump I want to be;
I got up and I'm ready to be me!

When You Party Until 2 AM...

You sleep until NOON.
I HATE wasting days because of laziness.
Still, an adventure is always fun, and last night was no exception.

Lazy Day Off

I did absolutely nothing today...
And ate Taco Bell for dinner!
I feel like a lazy slob.
Thank God for the day off...
Next week is going to be crazy.

I Did Nothing...

Lazy.

I feel fat and gross;

Sat on the couch most of the day watching television...

I LOVE cartoons.

Hung over from last night-

I sure can't party like I used too!

Thank God for pancakes.

Note to self:

Self, you cannot continue to waste your weekends...

You're getting older, and life isn't slowing down!

But I've got to be honest, I really had a lovely day of nothing.

Saturdays rock.

They can be anything you need them to be.

Lack of Creativity.

Woke up early today;

Planned on being proactive.

Between the distance from my bed to the shower-

I lost all energy to motivate.

Now I'm trying to create.

The key word: Trying

Strange how even the simplest tasks feel impossible when you're lazy.

I'll be happy if I get my teeth brushed before noon.

Okay, let's be honest, I'll be happy if I get my teeth brushed before I go back to bed!

Lazy!

Laying in bed,

A lump,

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz,

Yearning for energy to do anything!

Lazy...

Wow, today I had one of the laziest days in a long time.

Aside from a quick rehearsal this morning and a fast dash to the supermarket, I spent the entire day on my couch.

...and I don't regret a damn minute of it! Okay, well maybe I regret watching the 2001 remake of Planet of the Apes, but even that had Helena Bonham Carter... so it wasn't a total loss!

So that's it... I'd write more, but I need to get back to the couch... Baby Mama isn't going to watch itself!