Life of A Grape Day 5

Alas-

The expiration date is near.

If you don't enjoy the fruit while it's fresh,

It just turns into a shriveled mess-

And so I say good bye to Fruit of the Loom,

It was a fun gig,

But it's time to return to the life of microfiber! 

Life of A Grape Day 4

I’ve been photographed,

Pinched,

Laughed at,

and hit on…

I’ve been in this costume so long,

I’m turning into a RASIN!

Life of A Grape Day 3

I'm a grown man getting paid to dress up like a giant green grape-
The people stare and laugh,
"How degrading!" they whisper while they pose next to me for a photo op...
Yes, almost as despicable as you trying to feel me up in a grape costume!

Life of A Grape Day 2

Squeezed and teased,
On our feet the whole day-
Smiling for flashbulbs,
Laughing at the same terrible jokes;
They think they're being original.
Just take the picture and get on with your day!
I'm already over my life as a grape!

Life of A Grape Day 1

Up extra early,
Fresh off the vine-
Arrive at the venue,
Ready to make wine.
Producer not here yet-
"Be there in an hour."
I guess the life of a Grape is exactly like the life of an Actor;
You're squeezed & juiced in every direction.
No wonder we're both sour!