Travel Day

I'm up;

The airport is not.

No coffee,

Where's the donut guy?

Wake Up

It's 5AM on Sunday;

Passengers look like zombies in a Halloween parade.

The line for coffee is too long, despite the intoxicating chemicals Dunkin' Donuts surely infuses. 

I love my job—I hate travel days.

Travel Day

When traveling to a cold climate from a beautiful balmy location;
Bring a warm coat, a beanie and a positive attitude:
I'm positive I'd rather be at the beach.

Six Word Essay on Red-Eye Flights

Stinky dirty sleepless breath really sucks!

Travel Days...

Up too early,
I NEED coffee ASAP!
Meet in the lobby,
Waiting for the stragglers...
Airport: TSA... Don't even get me started.
Boarding group 5?!
Which is really 10 after First Class Executive EVERYTHING.
Can't wait to get back to LA!
I HATE travel days.