Old Bones:

We were invited to a Halloween bash last night;

I drank the Vampire Punch like I was a cast member of the reboot of True Blood 2.Ohhhhhh there’s red wine and tequila in this?

Pumpkin carving, Thriller dancing, and killer conversation.

I was ready to pass out—I glanced at my watch—it was 9:45PM.

How are these people so awake? Then it dawned on me; they’re 28!

I bit the apple and forged on; home by 1AM.

Today, my bones ache and my head is pounding; I’m too old for hipster Halloween parties.

I’m haunted by my past: those days are gone and I’m okay with that!