The Golden Girls

It doesn't matter where I'm at or what time of day––if The Golden Girls are on TV, I have to watch.
My favorite viewing place is a hotel room (similar to the room I'm in now) because I never feel guilty spending hours laying in bed laughing with my friends.
The Golden Girls to the gays is like anything on ESPN to guys.
I've seen every episode at least three times, but just like a conversation with my gram, I find new wisdom and humor each time.
Thank you Hallmark for being a friend.
Whether you like it or not, you're making gay men everywhere smile.

Dear Hallmark...

Nothing reminds me of how grateful I am to have a wonderful person to share my life with, than a commercialized holiday that states: If you really love someone you should buy them expensive gifts, shower them with flowers and get fat eating chocolate!

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some errands to run!