Six Word Essay on Automated Customer Service

Please bring back human contact immediately!

What Ever Happened To...

Customer service?

Is it just me, or is anyone else tired of paying way too much money, for way too little service!?!

If I spend one more minute wasted, listening to a prerecorded apology from a robot with elevator music playing in the background- I might go insane!

It's odd that we as a society don't make more noise about what these large companies are getting away with...

Why do I have to call my cable company to report an outage, only to be yelled at by a robot?

Aren't I the guy spending over one hundred dollars a month for their service?

Why can't they call me?

Why can't they program their stupid little automated machine to call us when they're providing shitty service?

I am so OVER outsourcing!

I'm so OVER repeating myself to a robot operator...

Oh, how I long for the days when you used to be able to get a real human on the phone!