Six Word Essay on Customer Service

There is no such thing anymore.

The War on Customer Service

I have never negotiated with a terrorist; after dealing with AT&T I imagine I'm ready for almost any hostile situation.

Customer Service...

Used to be with a smile,

Now it's with an automated voice machine...

Lame!

DMV

Remember when going to the DMV was an all day event?
I'm pleased to report that my Driver's License renewal only took 22 minutes from start to finish!
Thanks to the online appointment I booked!
That and the failing economy-
A sure factor in motivating DMV employees that their job is easily replaced...
All I know is that I got fast service, with a friendly smile.
I didn't even have to retake the written test...
That was a pleasant early birthday present!

Six Word Essay on Automated Customer Service

Please bring back human contact immediately!

Customer Service... PLEASE!