The Joy of City Living

The pounding in my head––that woke me from my lazy day-off-slumber––was actually construction workers repairing my neighbor's rooftop;
I need ten Advil, ASAP!
#TheJoyOfCityLiving

Raging Headache

Waking up with a headache after a night of alcohol-free partying feels like eating birthday cake without frosting;
Completely unfair and upsetting!
Allergies suck.

Random Thought: Headaches

When a headache lingers for more than two days,
It becomes a heartache.
I need something stronger than Advil migraine!

Waking Up With A Headache Sucks!

Headache that won't quit.
Advil is not the answer,
Water is the key!

Another Unfair Life Moment:

I woke up this morning with a MASSIVE headache and I didn't even have any alcohol last night!
Now that's a real travesty!

#HangoversMakeForUnproductiveDays

Laying on my sofa trying to motivate!

I may have had too much to drink last night.

I'm pretty sure my book isn't going to write itself,

But nothing can pull me away from last nights episode of The Voice and the swimming pool of coffee I'm slurping down.

#HangoversMakeForUnproductiveDays

Dear Headache

You are so F_ckin& annoying.
It's interesting how even after three cups of coffee and four Advil,
You continue to plague me.
I've released my stress and now I'm ready for you to move on too!

I'm Not 21 Anymore!

Met up with an old friend last night-

We partied like we did fourteen years ago!

Drinks, laughter, dancing, more drinks! 

Scene change, more drinks, dancing, laughter...

Then I woke up this morning with a pounding headache!

I can't party like I did fourteen years ago!

Death and Taxes...

Goodbye sunshine hello rain.
It makes perfect sense that clouds would roll in on the day that I planned to meet with my accountant regarding my 2011 taxes!
I've made my peace with the fact that one day, I will eventually die.
But somehow, I just can't wrap my brain around the idea that taxes will always be a part of life!
It seems no matter how much I save, plan and prepare-
I'm always shocked at how little I make, and how much Uncle Sam takes!
Oh well, it's just one of those things that I don't have to accept, I just have to release it...
I know what happens to people that don't pay their taxes, and I can assure you I will not be one of them!

Accounting Error... Tax Season Is Here!

I loath tax season!

The numbers.

The math.

The files.

The forms.

The write-offs.

The reconciling accounts.

It's all so annoying.

Even with a CPA I cringe at the entire process.

It would be nice if I actually had a nice return to look forward to!

Sadly, it seems like I always owe more money than I even made each year.

Ugh.  I have a massive headache!

Ding Dong The Cold Is Gone!

Headache subdued,

Nose is drained,

Throat is clear;

The nasty cold is gone!

Bring on punch bowl of holiday cheer-

Just wash your hands before you serve it to me please!

One cold a year is good enough for me...

Hung Over...

Head throbbing
Unbelievable pain
Need Advil
Good Lord!

One drink too many
Vomiting is near
Eggs with ketchup
Really need sleep!