Chocolate Covered Rice Crispy Treats

Delicious, fatty, and completely unhealthy;

I'm enjoying every minute!

Dark Chocolate

Rich, bold and heart-healthy.

The decadent sweet treat melts in my mouth.

This is not helping my lose weight!

There's No Business...

Eating dark chocolate after an audition is like my own personal F_c# You! to the industry;
Going to yoga the next morning is like my apology for betraying my passion and profession.
#CycleOfAbuse

It's The Day Before Easter...

And all through the house,

Not a bunny to be found...
Just a bunch of little Raisinets!
Or at least I thought they were chocolate...

Random Note:

Eating an entire bar of chocolate at 10 PM is not helping me stay "camera ready!"

Give Me Chocolate!!!

I love Easter time!!!

Of course the prime reason to celebrate if you're a good Catholic boy like myself... is the resurrection of Christ.

Then there are all the fun things like; the Easter Bunny, brunch with family and friends at an over priced restaurant, the new Easter outfit that you get to buy...

But the part I get most excited about is:

The Cadbury Mini Easter Eggs!

I get so excited when walking through a Target or regional chain drug stores candy aisle around this time of year... that beautiful purple bag with the colorful logo!!! It takes me right back to when I was a fat kid hoarding all the candy that my mom would leave out for our Easter guests...

So far this year I've only consumed three small bags of the delicious candy coated chocolate eggs... Not nearly enough in my mind! Especially since Easter is only two days away, and the minute the holiday is over, those purple bags of heaven get ripped off the shelves until next year!!!

I'm pretty sure those devils over at the Cadbury plant lace the candy coating with heroin! Matter of fact, if you'll excuse me- it's time to go rip into another bag!

Am I The Biggest Loser?

Tonight I sat in my bedroom and watched "The Biggest Loser" while eating Dove chocolates with a caramel center, strategically placed atop a milk chocolate covered graham cracker...  I cried like a little bitch. The funny thing is, I'm not sure if I was crying because of how inspiring the stories were, or that I was almost out of chocolate...
The thing is I could never imagine weighing 342 pounds... I hate that I weigh 160! I know I could do better. But that would mean giving up the small joys in life. Like going to Carney's on Sunset and ordering a chili cheese burger w/ grilled onions and an order of chili cheese fries. ...Maybe I could skip the ranch dressing that I bathe the cheese fries in? But then really, what's the point?

I guess the point is to live a longer, healthier, more beautiful life. In the same breath, what's the fun in living longer if you're always hungry and deprived of the tantalizing, sweet aroma of a large "Meatlovers" pizza with extra cheese, dipped in ranch dressing?

Okay, I admit that I follow a workout plan and I do try to eat junk food in moderation... I believe I could make more of an effort! Especially now that I'm almost 21... (I may be exaggerating a bit on my true age...) Nevertheless, I am a self confessed "foodie."   I'd love to say that I eat to live, but that would be a greater embellishment than my previously stated age.

So, my hats off to all of the contestants on their journey to getting fit. Not only do I admire your hard work, but I appreciate your sacrifice. I'd offer you some of my chocolates as a "special treat" ...but I just looked down, and the bag is empty!