Bagel For Breakfast?!

Delicious and doughy,
It's like a savory donut.
Both are full of carbs, and neither one is healthy;
But totally satisfying, in an "I don't give a shit" kind of way!

Dear Bagel,

I realize that carbs are considered the Devil in Hollywood-
But I cannot resist your glossy hard outer shell and warm doughy insides.
Even without cream cheese, you rock my world.
Please do me a favor, stay away from my love-handles and booty, and I will continue to savor you every morning from now until the end of time.
Love,
Matthew
#AddictedToCarbs

Eat, Drink... You Know The Rest!

There is a time in life for restrain and a time in life to live to the max!
Tonight, I loosened the belt and gave in to an excellent night of;
too much food, too much booze and just the right amount of merry!
I had a wonderful evening with friends and family in LA.
...makes me grateful to be alive!