Random Thought Re: Food

I've decided that I'm not a foodie, I'm a fatty!

Six Word Essay on Food:

Food is a substance I abuse.

Bagel For Breakfast?!

Delicious and doughy,
It's like a savory donut.
Both are full of carbs, and neither one is healthy;
But totally satisfying, in an "I don't give a shit" kind of way!