Six Word Essay on Christmas Parties

My waistline can't take one more!

Christmas Is Coming...

...And Mattie's getting FAT!
It's that time of year,
When I eat too much food.
Everywhere I look,
Something sweet.
And this gut of mine-
It has crossed the line!
Even with the yoga...
I need to step away from the sugar cookies, fudge and as painful as it is to admit, I think I might need to drink one less Gingerbread latte a week!

FoodFest!

It's remarkable how fast you can gain five pounds!
In just one tiny little weekend...
It doesn't happen over night, but it sure feels that way.
You start off small;
Just a brunch with friends, maybe a "lite" lunch...
By dinner- you're ready for a full feast.
You wake up the next day and you still look and feel great-
So naturally you repeat the same behavior.
The only trouble is when you wake up the third day...
The scale has FOUND the extra treats.
You turn around, and YEP!
...There they are, magically attached to your "love handles"
and ass!
Time to get back on track!
God portion control is so annoying!!!
BUT IT WORKS.

Too Much Food

No matter how many times I try to remind myself...

Overeating will lead to a fat ass and jiggly tummy!

Ugh- 

Back to moderation!