Holiday Baking; a poem.

Kitchen flour clouds,
The oven is preheated;
My diet is wrecked!

Random Observation

I didn't think it was possible to gain 15 pounds in three days-

This Easter, I proved that it most certainly is.

#HealthyDetoxStartsNow!

Food Is Always on My Mind

I go to bed hungry,
I wake up hungry,
I spend most of my days and nights dreaming about food.
Make no mistake, I eat three well-balanced meals a day; (AND a snack!)
Yet nothing takes the hunger cravings away.
All the rich smells that fill the air, are making for one FAT derriere!

Carb Overload!

Last night I ate 4 servings of spaghetti and meatballs...
Today: Water, lettuce and a hand full of nuts,
Nobody likes a fatty!

Note To Self:

While bacon added to every meal may taste delicious, it's not necessarily a healthy choice!
#DietDoesntIncludeSaltyPork!

FoodFest!

It's remarkable how fast you can gain five pounds!
In just one tiny little weekend...
It doesn't happen over night, but it sure feels that way.
You start off small;
Just a brunch with friends, maybe a "lite" lunch...
By dinner- you're ready for a full feast.
You wake up the next day and you still look and feel great-
So naturally you repeat the same behavior.
The only trouble is when you wake up the third day...
The scale has FOUND the extra treats.
You turn around, and YEP!
...There they are, magically attached to your "love handles"
and ass!
Time to get back on track!
God portion control is so annoying!!!
BUT IT WORKS.