Dear food,
I'm sorry I have to eat you less.
Counting calories isn't as much fun as gorging on you...
I made a promise to myself to remember that my health is more important than a second helping.
Not to mention I just love the way I look in my favorite jeans;
...vain I know, but honest.
So you see food, I just have to see less of you.
It's nothing personal.
Your friend,
Matthew
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