A Letter to the Month of July

Dear July,

I know that you're usually a sunny, hot, celebration of beach and food;

But right now, you're really being a drag.

Then to go all "June Gloom" on us-

It really hurts!

I miss our summer fun!

When we were younger you took me to the lake;

we barbecued, went on long hikes, and beach days were a blast.

Now, you expect me to enjoy 65 degree weather in Los Angeles?!?

Well, I think you've lost your spunk...

I know you're coming down with the Global Warming and all...

But can't you just pull it together for one week?

I'll be on vacation soon- and I really hope you don't act like a total bitch then!

With all my love,

Matthew