Junk Food Days Are Over...

A trip to the Cheesecake Factory left me:
With heartburn,
A guilty heart,
and
Fat.
I think my “cheat days” are coming to an end;
Just another loss as you get older.

Friends. Food. Fat!

I’m staying with my closest friends while I’m choreographing in Pittsburgh;
I can’t decide if they’ve been a bad influence on me, or if I’ve rubbed off on them; all I know is that I’m eating entirely too much food––and the cocktails aren’t exactly helping.
We’re eating like we did in our twenties.
Unfortunately, if I keep this diet up, my mid-section will prove I’m middle-aged!

Six Word Essay on my Body

I need to love it more!

Note To Self:

When life gives you a free and delicious steakhouse dinner;
You take it.
Eat all of it. (Regardless of how fat you already feel because all you've been doing for the past week is consuming calories of every kind.)
Then, you regret it the next morning and tell yourself you CAN lose ten pounds in two days.
#MyMonthLongBirthdayCelebrationContinues

Ode To Mexican Food

Puffy face,
Fat belly,
When I eat Mexican food, my body shakes like jelly.
Too much salt and lard and flour,
I need detox, and the treadmill for an hour!

Six Word Essay on Spending A Week with the Family in Las Vegas:

Getting bloated from too much alcohol!

The Problem With Food...

If you overeat, you'll gain weight.
(Tough to remember when you've prepared a steakhouse dinner with friends, and devour three times the daily allowance of: butter, salt, bacon, potatoes, French bread and handcrafted Nutella!)
#ThatsLife #ItWasWorthIt!

I'm Eating A Bacon Hamburger...

Deal with it!

Christmas is Coming and I Am Getting Fat!

The holiday's are here.

I know it, because my tummy is hanging over the waistband on my underwear!

I love parties...

I just wish I could figure out a way to say NO to the;

cheese platter,

fried appetizers with the mix of unbelievable dips,

a second serving of the entree,

the dessert tray,

and the multiple glasses of wine, eggnog and cocktails!

Wow. I know what I'm going to ask Santa for Christmas-

Lap Band Surgery!

...just kidding! I'll do it the old fashioned way...

I'll do a cleanse and fast as soon as Christmas is over!

Or maybe New Years Day?!?

Detox ASAP

Enough is enough!

I've spent the past week in a thick haze of gluttony-

I never have a problem overeating,

In fact, it's what I do best-

I love food. I crave it every second on the day...

Usually, I trick myself into feeling full by drinking gallons of water a day-

This week I haven't been able to put down the fork and step away from table,

Because of this, my gut is doughy and threatening to burst at any moment.

Two nights ago I was in so much pain that I though my appendix was going to explode-

I woke up at 4 a. m. with sharp pains in my side,

After a twenty minute google search and three articles on web MD about appendicitis-

I seriously contemplated calling an ambulance!

...Until I realized it was just horrible gas!

That's when it occurred to me that maybe I'm eating too much shit!

I know, I know... it's okay to have fun and splurge every now and then-

But with Summer, bathing suits and beach parties right around the corner...

it's time to say NO to the chili cheese fries, and hello to the garden salad with a side of vinaigrette!

Six Word Essay on Delicious Food

Overeating is what I do best!

Too Much Food!

There's nothing worse than feeling like a stuffed pig,
Sitting in the theatre with my gut hanging over,
Gross!

Why do I continue eating when I'm full?

I'm judging dancers all day long,
But I'm afraid they might be judging me too...