Michelle Bachmann Is Smarterer Than She Looks...

I'll be the first to admit I know very little about potential Republican presidential candidate Michelle Bachmann.

From what I've seen of her, she looks dangerously similar to a fellow female conservative who ran for V.P. in the last election... It sounds like she's just as smart too!

Here's a few things that help her stand out in a crowd:

On The Granite State:

"What I love about New Hampshire and what we have in common is our extreme love of liberty...You're the state where the shot heard round the world in Lexington and Concord."

~ March 12, 2011 speech to the Republican Liberty Caucus of New Hampshire.Note: The 1776 Battles of Lexington and Concord took place in Massachusetts.

Source: RealClearPolitics

On The First Black RNC Chairman:

"Michael Steele! You be da man! You be da man!"

~ 2009 Conservative Political Action Conference

Source: The Minnesota Independent

On Climate Change:

"The big thing we are working on now is the global warming hoax. It's all voodoo, nonsense, hokum, a hoax.""There isn’t one such study because carbon dioxide is not a harmful gas, it is a harmless gas. Carbon dioxide is natural. It is not harmful. It is part of Earth’s life cycle...And yet we’re being told that we have to reduce this natural substance and reduce the American standard of living to create an arbitrary reduction in something that is naturally occurring in the earth."

~ March 15, 2008 speech at the Sherburne County Republican Nominating Convention.

Source: West Sherburne Tribune, Wonk Room

But by far my favorite quote was when she tried to reach out to all of her potential Jewish followers...

Brookie, if you could please recap for us: