Travel Days Suck!

No matter how you pack and stow it, travel days suck!
Waking up three hours early to catch a shuttle.
When travel as much as I do, you can't expect your friends or loved ones to take you back and forth on airport runs and with gas prices at an all time high a car service cost more than most airline tickets!
The shuttle arrives earlier than necessary and packed with sweaty tourists that shower every four weeks...
You finally get to the airport and all of the self-check kiosks are "out of order" so you get to wait in a line a mile long.
Once you get your boarding pass you're off to wait in the massive security line-
Just in time for a code Bravo. Which is such a joke. I mean really? Leave Bravo for "The Housewives!"
Just out of security in time to get to your gate (forget about the Starbucks you were hoping to enjoy!)
Then they change your gate!
You reach the new gate to find out your flight is delayed!!!
Which means your already long travel day, just turned into day(s).
It's inevitable that you're going to miss your connecting flight.
Then of course you get to your assigned seat, only to find that the person you're sitting next to is begging youth trade seats so they can sit with their girlfriend.
Sorry, I can't sit in a middle seat for 5 hours!
Now I'm the asshole?
Uhg! I hate travel days.
But I sure love visiting New York!