Remember Mix Tapes?

What happened to the good old days?
Remember when you could pop a cassette tape into a tape deck and hit record?
Love mix tapes. Break-up mix tapes. Dance mix tapes. BFF mix tapes...
Even after CD's were introduced, we still found time to seek out our favorite songs from various CD's and record them onto one fabulous cassette tape that we would play over and over again on our lunch break to and from high school...
Then digital music swooped in and everything became so clean and "easy."
You can have all of your music in one place and share it with the world.
Too bad I spent six hours last night trying to cut two songs together in Garage Band.
A simple task, that SHOULD be painless. Considering the marvels of what a Mac can accomplish.
Unfortunately, with the onset of "convenient" music available at the click of a mouse, comes strict encrypting techniques that make some songs virtually impossible to cut, splice, mash or tweak.
Sometimes I really miss the days when you could steal music from the radio and no one cared!

Take A Hike!

When moments of chaos ensue-

I need to clear my mind.

I allow myself to get caught up in patterns;

Trying to accomplish too much in too short a time.

Stress, doubt and fear begin to rule.

The pressure will eventually build. 

I get lazy!

That won't help matters.

It's times like this when I need to step away from the iPhone Calendar...

And go take a hike!

Do What You Love!

For some, Sunday is a day of rest, brunch or football... I spent the day doing what I love with my talented friends. We shot a parody of (arguably) the worst and most fantastic Reality TV show every! Dance Moms! One might ask, "How do you parody a show that is already a spoof of itself?" Well- I think we nailed it! We should be doing with the editing by the end of this week... In the meantime, here's a sneak peak of what's to come!

Matthew as Abby Lee Miller Jeff Payton as Cathy of Candy Apples

The Cast of Dance Moms

Saturday Nights

When I was in grade school, I spent Saturday nights at the movies with my family.
When I was in middle school, I spent Saturday nights at the co-recreational dances perfecting the running man.
When I was in high school, I spent Saturday nights hanging at the beach with my drama geek friends around a bonfire.
When I was in my twenties, I spent Saturday nights out at the clubs in NYC!
And now, in my thirties... I (happily) spend Saturday nights making dinner with my friends...

Positive.

The battle to stay focused and positive is tough-

Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose.

Sometimes you decided to say fuck it, and go for a long hike.

Take in the beautiful California blue sky and let the sun soak up all the negative energy.

Then maybe you come home, buckle down and get shit done...

So that when 5 O'Clock rolls around, you don't feel guilty sipping on a cocktail!

Now That We Got That Over With...

February is a bogus month!
Even with a bonus day every four years, I still fill like I'm being cheated.
How am I supposed to accomplish all of my monthly goals in twenty-eight days?
I consider February a wash.
If I get to cross something off a list, I'm pleased...
But if I didn't have time to get to a task, I'm not so hard on myself.
After all, you can't expect to conquer anything in under thirty days...
Just ask Lindsay Lohan.

Leap!

I don't understand why we have an extra day in February every four years...
I'm sure it has something to do with science, I never really paid close enough attention in school.
I liked history & drama more.
Regardless of why-
I'm always grateful for an extra day at the end of an already short month.

New York Date of Mind...

Today I got to have lunch with good friend from New York.
We laughed. We gossiped. We complained. We picked up right where we left off~
She's thinking about moving to LA, and I hope that she does.
It would be wonderful to have an old friend near.

The Process

I've dedicated the greater part of my life working toward a dream that I've had since I was a kid;

I said yes to every new opportunity that came my direction,

I struggled to stay focused when things didn't go the way I'd planned.

It hasn't always been easy or fun for that matter;

But the fact is I've been hard at work making my dreams come true;

Every day,

Every set back,

Every "no," is another chance to learn and grow. 

Every day is a new experience.

I have no doubt that I will be in that room one day soon-

It will be surreal.

But I will know that I earned my place there!

The OSCARS

Red Carpet fashion captured on the Glam Cam;
A-List stars light the stage.
Billy Crystal.
The acceptance speeches.
Inspiration-
I'm stuck in Kansas City working...
I want to RAGE!

It's A Living.

I spend my days creating art. I spend my weekends judging it. I'd rather just celebrate it- But life doesn't always work that way.

The Way We See It

It's Friday!
That means it's time for another episode of The Way We See It!
...and another opportunity to make fun of Michele Bachman!
Hope you enjoy!

The Day After a Dinner Party

Too much wine;

Need more sleep.

Puppies up;

They need to pee!

Ugh!

It's going to be a long day...

LA Traffic

Seriously?

How come everybody leaves work at the exact same time?

New plan:

Let's stagger peoples work hours based on the type of job they do~

Accountants and business people work until 6 PM

Doctors and lawyers until 5 PM

Teachers and city officials done at 3 PM
(Because they work hard enough in a short period of time...)

Everyone else- just stay home!

Hustle

Jump out of bed with too little sleep;

Shoving a mouthful of cereal down so I don't starve!

Wake up the computer and log in to check the inbox.

Where do I start?

For every email I respond to, four more bounce in-

Grab the iPhone and begin cold calling! ...that's ALWAYS a pleasure! (Sarcasm)

It's not even 10 AM and I'm already behind schedule.

Plan for rehearsal.

Say "yes" to another gig choreographing (even though I don't have the time.)

Pre-pack my bags for another weekend of the glamours life as an adjudicator for Starpower.

Prep for production on our next parody...

The hustle is never ending!

I hope I'll be able to slow down when my career really takes off!  (...more sarcasm)

Note To Self

Running errands on a holiday Monday in Los Angeles is a terrible idea!
45 minutes to go 5 miles;
RAGING!!!
I love LA. I love LA.
Yes, it's true, but I hate LA Freeways!
More RAGE!
Never again on a holiday!

Six Word Essay on Starbucks Coffee

I rage without my morning latte!

My Life Is Always An Adventure...

I'm sitting at a random hotel bar in the middle of America drinking beer and watching the Lakers game.  Funny, considering I'll be judging dancers in a talent competition tomorrow!

Reality Check!

Everyday a new Reality TV diva is born~
If you love to loath them as much as we do... you've got to check out our latest segment!
Each week our brilliant co-hosts Amy Claire and Ellen Buckley serve up a juicy slice of Reality TV gossip!  This week it's everything fabulous about Basketball Wives, Bridezillas and of course...
The Kardashians!
We encourage all of you to: "Stop Feeling Guilty About Your Guilty Pleasure!"©

BLT!

In the midst of a busy schedule, I find happiness in a B.L.T.
I know it sounds strange, but there are moments in my life when I just need a little bacon to bring an added joy to my day.
I get so caught up in work;
business calls,
the never ending email inbox,
and the non-stop efforts to stay social connected...  I need a little pick me up.
The deliciously salty, meaty, crispy crunch of pork, lettuce and tomato sends my taste buds soaring!
...it probably has the same effect on my cholesterol, but that's a worry for another day.
I'm going to ravish this B.L.T!

Life's Short. Do What You Want!

I'm at the point in my life where I no longer wish to do things just to satisfy other people.

For a long time I tried to be what other people expected of me.

I realize that the people who admire me the most, are the ones who appreciate that I follow my heart.

And last time I check, I remember that life is better when you live in the moment, and treasure every second! The good, the bad and everything in between! 

A Valentine's Day Poem

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a Valentine and so could you!
...if you stopped your bitching about how dumb this day is and settle for someone like everyone else did!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Six Word Essay on Monday's

Catching up on last weeks shit!

Dear Grammys,

I appreciate the tribute and love for Whitney Houston-
Her voice was a force that will be missed around the world.
But don't you think honoring Chris Brown with a Grammy Award is a touch counterproductive?
No matter how talented he may be, why do we continue to celebrate poor behavior?

Sad Day for the Music Industry

Whitney Houston passed away today.
Sadly, for me it comes as no surprise.  Still, it is heartbreaking.
Talk about a tragedy~ 
Her talent was enormous.  Unfortunately, so was her fame.
I'm not a celebrity, but I can only imagine how easy it is to get lost in "YesLand."
Anyone that watched the Oprah interview last year could see that Whitney was still in pain and most likely on drugs.  It was a cry for help on national television, and not even Oprah called her out on it.
Talent. Ego. Fame. Money.
It can be a lethal combination.
I'm devastated that Whitney had so many people who loved her, but clearly not enough to convince her to get help, so that she might love herself.
Sad day in music.

Another Year...

Another airport.
Another city.
Another hotel.
Another year at the world's largest (and best) talent competition.
The 2012 Starpower National Talent Competition has begun!
Bring on the sequins, spray tans & sassy stage moms!

Puppy Pair

When it comes to dogs, I always think two is better than one!
Don't your agree?!?

The OSCARS are near!

It's that time of year...

Awards season is in full force!

Like any die hard High School Drama Club geek, I LOVE watching the Academy Awards telecast.

Even in an off year!

And I hate to admit it, but I think we can all agree there is no real front runner in the race for Best Picture...

Which is why our company A Group Production, LLC decided to produce a fun parody tribute to this years Best Picture nominees.

Don't worry if you don't recognize the majority of the 9 films (yep... NINE mostly mediocre  films were nominated) in the category for Best Picture!  I think our 4 minute parody pretty much sums up everything you need to know...

Enjoy!

There are plenty of hours in the day.
I have not been using my time well.
There's no time for fun when there's work to get done!
Walking a tight rope of balance.
I need to remember how to succeed.
Hard work. Healthy diet. Plenty of sleep.
Most important- focus!

Six Word Essay on Mondays

It's rough getting the week started!

She's still got it...

Just when you think the world has anointed Lady Gaga as the new divaGoddessextraordinaire...

Madonna swoops in and reminds everyone why she's still the Queen of Pop!

This years Super Bowl half time show was malfunction free. 

Madonna is not afraid of an entrance and she always knows how to make an exit.  Everything in between was equally impressive.  The choreography was tight, the song choices were perfect and the production value was off the charts!  I'm pretty sure Madonna got everything she asked for.  From the LED screen that covered half the field, to the impressive costumes, the show was ol' skool fresh!

If Madonna is what Fifty-Three is supposed to look like, sign me up!  I could have done without her lip syncing, but I totally get it... and at least she knows how to do it well.  She puts Britney to shame!

Cut and Drink.

Spent the day shooting a fun OSCAR Parody...
This on the heels of a very long, albeit productive week.

Looking forward to a nice cold drink!

...or four!  

The Way We See It!

I'm thrilled to share that as we continue to expand our company A Group Production, and (hopefully) sell a TV show... We've just uploaded our latest segment!
Imagine how great it would be if "The Daily Show" and "Politically Incorrect" got married and had an adopted gay baby? "The Way We See It" is the news delivered with a witty, flashy and fabulous spin!  Jeff Payton reports on REAL new headlines and current events with his dry, intelligent and pun-filled humor, while I provide an off-the-cuff commentary and entertaining insight!

Pushy Pet

I love my dogs;  Ginger and Lily. But Lily, a one year old Shi Tzu mix is bullying our eight year old Yorkshire Terrier.  I know she's still puppy... But I think it's time she stopped destroying our sheets, torturing Ginger and acting like she doesn't hear me when I call her!

I Love Joan Rivers

God bless Joan Rivers.
I love that at 78 years old- she's smoking weed and jumping into hot tubs fully clothed!
On her refreshingly "unscripted" reality show, JOAN & MELISSA: Joan Knows Best? Joan is unafraid to push the boundaries of what an audience expects to see from a grandma.  I also respect that she'll do anything for a great rating.
Joan knows the industry better than half the men that run it.
How appropriate to engage multiple generations in the heated hot topic of medical marijuana.  I admire her ability to do it so honestly- with a tongue and cheek humor and witty resolve.
Joan uses her ol' skool skills to spark success. It's a highly contagious and outlandish show that actually makes me enjoy Melissa Rivers.
Clearly, Joan knows best!

Cultured By Brooke

I've mentioned her numerous times before, and rightfully so! My sophisticated friend Brooke has lead me on another intoxicating adventure... Brooke is as cultured as they come. Her personalized style and eclectic palate is refreshing and almost unheard of in L.A. (Let's face it, most people in Hollywood follow trends.) Somehow, Brooke has her finger on the pulse of what's hot, without being a "follower." Seriously- I can't even get her to Tweet the hilarious and off-the-cuff one liners that effortlessly explode from her lips! She's witty, gorgeous and the coolest chick you'll ever meet.
Tonight's journey involved a trip to the Echoplex in Silver Lake to see the dynamic band Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.
People overuse the word "corky" however, in this case, I think it's an appropriate adjective.
The band features two missed matched guys with the perfect balance of stage presence and passion.
It doesn't hurt that their voices sound killer together too!
The bands sound is youthful and energetic.  But don't let that fool you... the nearly packed house was entirely mixed with young and old, men and women, gay and straight, hipsters and plaid wearing preppy's - all dancing (in their own special way) to Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.'s music.
I loved their heavy percussion full of rhythm and tempo changes.  In one song the lyrics promise to "take you there" and they really did! They push the audience past uncomfortable, into outrageously intense in the best way.
It was an excellent night. Rocking music and a night out with the fabulous Brooke Kivowitz!

Busy Day

After weeding through a ton of emails, three meetings, two trips to the bank, a massive PR push, and pre-production work for our next parody (an OSCAR special...) I'm happy to call it a day!

Farm Fresh Fun!

Today some friend and I visited a local Farmer's Market in Los Angeles.
Mar Vista to be exact!
Fresh fruit and vegetables.
Breads and spreads.
Organic soap.
It was a wonderful day.
Below is a "Be For" and "And After" of the day.
I think it's self-explanatory...

There's Plenty Of Work To Do...

But today is Saturday, and I really need a break.

That's the funny thing about work... No matter how much time or energy you spend accomplishing a task, there will always be more!  I'm a classic overachiever.  I want to do more, more, more! However, sometimes doing more actually involves doing less.

So, I'm shutting down my laptop and my brain and I'm going to enjoy the rest of this weekend!

Friday Night Lights... Out.

Remember how exciting Friday nights were in High School? 
High School football games, movies with friends, ice skating at the mall...
It was a thrilling time full of raging hormones, nervous energy and Drakkar Nior.
Now, I get excited for Happy Hour with friends and a movie on the couch!
I guess I knew that I couldn't stay young forever...
I just never imagined it would be lights out at 11:00 PM in my (EARLY) thirties!

Spaghetti Dinner

One of my favorite childhood memories is Sunday Dinner!

Waking up watching. Watching cartoons until mom or dad told me I had to get in the shower and get dressed... Then off to church.  

Once church was out, I was eager to get to my grandma's house.

I'll never forget the smell when I'd walk into the house!

The aroma was so enticing I could hardly wait to dig into a huge bowl of spaghetti and meatballs!

As I got older, I sat and watched both of my grandmas prepare their unique recipe for the sauce.

Eventually, I started making the sauce with them...

Now, I'm on my own.  I've created a nice hybrid of both recipes that either grandma would be proud!

I love having friends over for my version of spaghetti dinner.
(Even if it's not Sunday...)

The aroma is the same, and so is the love from which it was prepared.

But I don't think it'll ever taste quite as divine as it did as a child!

Rehearsal

I love the smell of a dance studio in the morning.

The energy of a new project.

Laughing with friends between breaks.

I still have just as much fun as the first time I walked into a rehearsal!

Too bad my body hurts four times more!

Blogged Down...

Spent the entire day working online-
Updated my Twitter account,
Revamped our YouTube Channel,
Posted on Facebook,
Skimmed the gossip sites,
Now it's time to put my computer (and brain) to sleep!

Communicate!

If three people overheard the exact same conversation at a party, I'm confident that there would be at least three different exaggerations of the story-

Six Word Essay On Sleep

I just need six hours, please!

Life Is An Adventure- Part (???)

Some days I'm performing.
Some days I'm producing.
Some days I'm judging.
And some days I'm dressed up like a Grape, plugging a product, posing with Carmen Electra!

WORKed Over!

Fighting for money that's mine;
I shouldn't have to work this hard to get paid!
It's starts at the top-
The merge will never happen.

I'm Going to Need A Bigger Clipboard!

Woke up early this morning with a loaded agenda-
By the time I fed the puppies and myself, did my morning workout and took a shower I was ready to begin!
Sat down in front of my computer and got sucked into a Google Search black hole!
Aside from the fact that I read up on the latest celebrity gossip...
I've accomplished absolutely nothing in the past hour and a half.
Which wouldn't be an issue if the past two days weren't filled with exactly the same!
I've got to start crossing things off my list, or I'm going to need a bigger clipboard!

Internet Censorship!

I just found out that our U.S. Senate is trying to pass a bill that would censor the things that we do on the Internet!
I'm so confused...
If they censor the Internet, how are all of the closeted, gay Republican politicians going to cheat on their wives with the Twinks they'd find on Grinder?  If you ask me, it seems like Big Brother is really trying to keep their secret porn stash all to themselves!
Typical- rich, dirty, old white men that want to snoop on everyone else!

Leap And The Net Will Appear!

...Maybe.
Today I woke up in a bad mood. I was frustrated and feeling sorry for myself.
I hate that quality in people, especially myself!
So, keeping in mind my goals for this year- I took a deep breath, counted to 10 and released all the nasty doubt.
I decided to do three bold things that could help me around my current situation.
I put myself out there entirely-
So far the risk hasn't returned a profitable investment...
But I'm confident it will.
Every time I've jumped,
I've soared!

Can You Act Like A Fruit?

One of my earliest professional jobs in the entertainment industry was performing as a costumed character for a major production / theme park company...

So it seems appropriate that well over sixteen years in this business I will once again be sporting a plushy costume!

Thankfully, I've grown as a person since my first gig.  I understand a job is a job!

And in this economy, I'll gratefully jump into the red tights and ill-fitted headpiece and "act" like a strawberry!

Golden.

The food is prepped.
The alcohol is chilled.
The table is set.
The pre-show is on.
The red carpet judgment has begun.
The guests are near.
The party is on...
The dream continues!

Heaven on Sunset Boulevard!

Sometimes indulging is necessary!

Eavesdropping. Namedropping. And joining the Gay Mafia!

Nothing good ever comes from eavesdropping...

Namedropping is a completely different story!

I'm sitting at Starbucks in West Hollywood listening to all of the conversations around me.

It's remarkable how casually people name drop in this town!

It's a small world, and an even smaller industry...

You'd think that people would be a little more discrete when bashing a famous diva.

Nevertheless, the Who's Who of the Gay Mafia sit here day in and day out writing their scripts, dropping their resumes and networking...

So naturally I'm working my ASS off to become a member!  I guess I'm going to have to exploit my Lance Bass story!

If you can't beat them... Join them!

Becoming A Man Part I

I discovered that I didn't want to be a plumber when I was nine years old, in a crawl space with my dad while he was moonlighting on  a neighbors master bath "redo" in order to surprise my mom with a tennis bracelet for their anniversary.
I thought about many things on the cold, damp, California dirt, underneath that 1970's track home.
Aside from the obvious judgments; dirty finger nails, working on your back in dark nasty places, dealing with peoples SHIT... I knew that plumbing wasn't for me.
When my dad worked, I saw a sense of pride. Commitment. Art.
He worked with such a meticulous expertise.
I knew that even without the hanging safety lights and the blow torch, my dad would be able to fit a pipe with his eyes blindfolded.
As I watched my dad cut the pipe, and explain to me what he was doing as if it were perfectly logical, my mind wondered off in a thousand different directions.  I was panicked!  I didn't know how I was going to be able to tell my dad that I had no desire to go through all of this trouble for a girl!
I just remember looking up and saying aloud, "Dad, I don't think I want to be a plumber when I grow up."
And I'll never forget his reaction.  He chuckled and got a grin from ear to ear and said to me without skipping a beat, "Son, you can be whatever you want to be when you grow up."
I could hear the pride and relief in his voice.
It wasn't until I had a conversation with my dad as an adult for the first time, that I realized how much he sacrificed for me.  I don't think my dad wanted to be a plumber when he was nine either.  Somehow, he was able to put his dreams on hold in order to help mine come true.

Do Your DOOTY!

I'm freezing my ass off sitting in a mid-seventies court house holding room located in downtown Los Angeles with an eclectic group of slightly annoyed people.
We were all called (an hour and a half before they "needed us") for Jury Duty.
I'm not sure if it's the lack of faith I have in our court system as of late-
Or the fact that if I'm asked to serve on a jury this week or next, I will be missing out on several big auditions, which means the potential loss of income...
Either way, I do not think of this experience as a "wonderful opportunity" the clerk excitedly proclaims it to be!
Still, I'm fascinated by the entire process-
Calling people two hours before they need them, allowing people off the hook because their "Basic English" isn't strong enough to understand a trail (Didn't they all have to pass a citizenship test to even be considered for jury duty?) Finally the nuts who ask the same question that has been answered three times before...
Thank God I can find humor in watching as a group of mix matched adults try to maneuver their way around casual conversation. It's like the High School cafeteria all over again!
At least by now, most people are able to assimilate with the people they know they'll be able to tolerate. Of course there's always one that can't take the hint. Those are my favorite moments.
Hey, if I have to be stuck doing "something wonderful" for my fellow citizens, at least I get to watch something brilliant while I sit and turn into an icecap!

A New Year, A New Project!

One of the many goals I'm working on in 2012 is to continue writing a daily blog entry.
I started writing daily entries as a resolution in 2010, in search of a positive way to stay focused on creativity.
It was tough at first, but it became a wonderful way to keep the energy flowing.
In fact, I didn't realize what a huge impact the blog was for my career until three months into 2011, when I was no longer sharing my daily thoughts and stories. It was more difficult for me to think creatively on a regular basis. Not to mention the lack of positive energy.
The daily blog entry was a major contribution to my outlook on life, career and happiness.
So midway through 2011, I picked up on writing daily.
Obviously, I have every intention to continue the blog in 2012-
However, yesterday it dawned on me that I could incorporate another one of my 2012 goals into my blog!
I want to write about my life. More specifically, the relationship I've had with my father throughout my life.
My dad has helped shape me in every way. Now, as an adult, I'm able to see how important our relationship has been. He gave me the tools to become the man I am, and I want to honor him by sharing my story.
So, occasionally I will write about special moments that bonded us in a wonderful way. Hopefully at the end of this year I'll have a meaningful story to dedicate to my dad!

Back on Track!

2012 is now officially in full force.

The holiday vacation was long and wonderful-

Now it's time to blaze a new trail!

It can be so overwhelming coming back to a mound of mail, taxes and numerous projects!

But, I have to stay true to my personal goals for 2012.

Among them; release the stress, focus on productivity, positive energy and faith.

Once I take a deep breath, the path clears.

I'm back on on track and ready to climb new mountains!

I Love My Dad.

I found a new hero today.
It's not the first time I gained a new strength from him;
He has given me the best survival guide for life-
He gave me everything I needed.
He makes it look so easy!

Six Word Essay about Traveling 16 Hours Across Country!

My entire body aches to the bone!

Goodbyes Are Hard!

No matter how old I get, or how long I've been away from home...
Saying goodbye to my loved ones is painful.
I made a promise to myself a few years back that I would not spend time feeling sad about leaving home- it's the choice I've made to follow my dreams. It's a rough sacrifice, but as long as I continue to pursue my goals, I have to accept the pain.
But as I watch my grandparents, aunts, uncles, mom, dad, sister and even my niece grow older, saying goodbye becomes a lot harder!
In the end, I know we've all worked hard to appreciate the time we have together, however fast and furious it was!

Ready. Aim. Fired Up!

It's not everyday that I get fired up...
In fact, the last time I shot a gun I think I was about 15 years old and still in Boy Scouts.
So I was grateful that my dad was able to take the afternoon off from work and take me out into the country for target practice.
It was an awesome way to spend quality time with my dad, while getting a better education about gun safety.
Not to mention I need to learn how to shoot like an expert if I'm going to replace Tom Cruise in MI5!
In all seriousness, shooting a gun is not at all like you see in the movies! It's a lethal weapon that can end lives, and will, if you don't know how to properly use one!
Which is why I'm so thrilled that my dad took me out and trained me-
I consider him and expert.
I also feel much more aware about guns, and I'm a pretty damn good shot too!

Six Word Essay on Family Bonding

Beer makes a good time great!

Clean Sweep

Clearing out closets always stirs up something...
Usually it's dust.
Today I helped my grandma reorganize her kitchen, and the memories came flooding back-
Sunday dinners, Christmas baking and grandmas stories about cooking with her grandma.
Nostalgia at its best!
Now-
The pantry is clean and clutter free.
I picked up a few family treasures and I got to spend the afternoon bonding with my gram-

Crazy. Stupid. LOVED IT!

My favorite part of vacationing at home is the time I get to spend with my family.
Though I must admit, it's not quite the fantasy I imagined returning home would be when I was a kid.
How could I know that my parents would get divorced, happily remarry and continue on with their lives?
How dare them!
As we eventually all discover, life is complicated.
It can't always be perfect.
However, with every passing day it becomes more clear that the beauty of life is in the imperfection.
Spending the day antique shopping with my dad and grandma-
A day with my mom and her husband; coffee, an afternoon watching football with beer and snacks, a delicious dinner made by mom, a surprise visit from my sister, her husband and my adorable niece, topped off with a heartfelt and entertaining movie...
"Crazy Stupid Love"
Which is also the inspiration for this blog entry.
The point, I'm grateful for my life.
I'm happy for the good, the tough and the unexpected. Most of all, I'm appreciative for my time at home with my family.

Resolved!

Once the coffee kicks in and helps eliminate the remnants of the New Years Eve spirits... A beautiful new day begins!
With it- comes a fresh year. Opportunity to improve past success and correct the missteps.
It's no surprises how much I love a goal... So naturally, New Years resolutions are right up my alley!
Today, I sat down and focused on outlining a few new goals I'd like to achieve. In addition, I expanded on several larger objectives that I began to work towards last year.
Today, my year is full of possibility.
I'm resolved to begin every day this year with that in mind!

Happy New Year!

A new year,
A fresh start-
Ordinarily around this time of year I spend time reflecting on the past twelve months;
My accomplishments, adventures and personal growth.
More so when I was younger, New Years Eve left me with a sense of sadness. Most likely because I spent a lot of time concentrating on the things I didn't achieve, or the time I didn't get to spend with the people I love most.
Thankfully, as I got older, I began to understand what it truly means to live in the moment.
There are always improvements that I strive to work towards in my life, both personally and professionally. Nevertheless, I am so grateful for the wonderful opportunities I had in 2011.
I trust that as long as I focus on the positive evolution of my life, I will continue to enjoy an amazing journey!

Six Word Essay- Year End Review

All of my goals were accomplished!

Workout at 7,200 FT

It's not that I'm against working out on vacation-
I'm just not sure how I feel about an hour of Zumba class at 7,200 FT high.
Shockingly, I found myself actually enjoying the sassy cha cha cha combinations!
Despite the lack of oxygen-
I knew class had to be near the end when I found myself double over gasping for air!
To my surprise, we were only twenty minutes in!
Luckily, I made it through the class, and thoroughly enjoyed walking out into the mountain air!
It was invigorating.
However, I don't know if I'll go back on Saturday...

Vacation Binge!

No pressure-
Hiding from all forms of contact and communication,
No obligation or stress;
Lazy mornings.
Trips into town for coffee and local papers.
Movies and food!
Entirely too much food!
Guilt free indulgence in everything sinful.
Vacation binge. Pure bliss-

Six Word Essay on Colorado Winter Wonderland

Sparkling powdery snow in every direction!

A Day With Dad

As a kid, I took for granted spending time with him;
Backpacking, bike rides, soccer games-
Then of course the heated debates, we both love to win!
Obviously I get that from him.
As an adult, I value every second I get with him. Even when we don't see eye to eye-
I appreciate the unconditional love he shows me. He is wise, passionate and supportive. I grow ever minute I get to spend with him. The older I get, the more I value the time I get with him. Any day with my dad, is a wonderful day!

Merry Christmas!

The best Christmas present I could wish for! My adorable niece spent the entire day in my arms!

A PEACE of Strength...

After enjoying a delicious dinner prepared by my moms husband Steve, my grandma and I were getting in the car to go home. Grandma struggled with zipping up her purse- and after several failed attempts because her hand was shaking (from the Parkinson's) she gave up and started giggling.
I saw the struggle, the effort, the frustration, the release and then the beauty of her willingness to accept where she is at and make peace with it...
It was at first sad, and then incredible to me. My Grandma Shaffer is the strongest person I know.
Life is short. Her faith is strong, and she's not going to waste a second of it worrying about a zipper!

My Little Italian Grandma's

The only thing better than an Italian grandma...
Is two!
Short and sassy,
Full of love!
They make delicious meatballs too.

Colorado Adventure

After twenty two hours, three major snowstorms, an overheated radiator
and no sleep...
I still managed to find the time to pose for a black and white photo!
...priorities!

Making It Happen!

Just had an amazing meeting with our new friends at Shed Media!

Taco Tuesday!

Mexican food is my favorite!

I know that's a bold statement from someone who is Italian.

Trust me, I love my macaroni and meatballs too!

Thai food is also high on the list...

But there is nothing greater than the crisp salty crunch into a succulent hand crafted carne asada taco piled high with; sour cream, cheese, lettuce, tomato and guacamole!

TGIT!

Tuesday's are all you can eat tacos at one of my favorite spots in LA: Marix!

I'm so glad it's almost happy hour!

I'm raging for a lard fix! 

Mondays

Mondays are the perfect opportunity to deal with everything you didn't get done Friday!
...and that's about all.

Holiday Party in Malibu

Super sized mansion with a flawless view of the ocean,
Man-made snow piled sky high- Perfect for sledding!
Celebrities shoving their mouths with gourmet catered food,
Alcohol flowing from every direction.
Reindeer pissing in the snow;
Money is no object.
This is how the other half live.

Six Word Essay on Friends.

They know when to pour wine.

Addicted to Words...

I'm not a huge gamer. I grew up during the original Nintendo generation. I played on the original Game Boy device with the black and grey graphics and have a vague recollection of Atari...
It's not that I didn't have fun playing hours of Duck Hunt, Super Mario Bros. or Contra, but I just didn't seem to excel at it like many of my friends.
I was far more preoccupied with acting out skits, watching too much TV and (poorly) rollerblading around my cul-de-sac.
Plus, I'm a very competitive person by nature. I hate losing! I'm not a poor loser, I just hate that I can't be brilliant at everything!
So as I grew up, I focused on the things that I was good at which also happened to be the things I enjoy the most.
Now, in the generation of the iPhone, social networking and gamers collide.
One of the easiest was to stay connected to a long lost friend is to engage them in a friendly competition...
Enter- Words With Friends. The fun online game of Scrabble.
I never thought I'd allow myself to play something I'm terrible at (I'm currently losing six of the eleven games I'm playing) nevertheless, I find it incredibly addictive.
The strategy. The satisfaction of using a "Q," "W," and an "X" at the same time! Learning new words... and yes, even the competition is fun for me.
I guess I've grown up a lot since Third Grade, when I threw the Monopoly board across the living room after my dad swooped in and stole Park Place right out from under my nose!
Yep! It was like that...

Another Day At The Apple Store...

I love technology when it works the way it's supposed to!

And I rage when it doesn't!

The iPhone is hands down the coolest gadget of the Twenty First century...

But when it freezes, I feel like I'm trapped in the Dark Ages!

When I go for help at Apple Store, I feel like I'm talking to the cast of Star Trek!

Please don't give me your advice...

Just fix the phone!

Thanks.

Productive Production!

I love when production meetings are productive!

Looks like January 2012 is going to be full of new adventures.

There may be a few old ones too!

Exciting!

You've Gotta Do, What You've Gotta Do!

Sometimes I get to do things I love...
Other times I get to perform for a bunch of drunk police officers for their annual Christmas party!
Life is full of compromises.
If I want to pay my bills, wear nice clothes and eat...
I have to accept that I can't be selective in the job opportunities.
It's not the first time I've danced as a back up dancer for a bunch of drunk men...
Sadly, I'm sure it won't be the last!
But nothing has been as awful as the time I catered for a billionaire~
It wasn't so much the general disappointment that I was serving (instead of attending as a guest) at the most amazing party I've ever seen...
It was that the chef thought that it was okay to call me: "Tray Boy!"
Oh well...
That's life.  I take the good with the bad.
Face it, you've gotta do, what you've gotta do!

The End Is Near...

Funny, the year always ends faster than it starts...

I remember sitting on a boat in Lake Tahoe this summer thinking about all the things I still wanted to accomplish before the end of the year.  In August it felt like I had so much time.  

Of course reality sets in.  Unexpected jobs, projects and deadlines make the days bleed together and the weeks fly by.

Next thing you know the door bell rings and family is in town for Thanksgiving. 

Despite the poor economy and the sneak attack of the holiday season, I'm really excited for Christmas.  

I'm looking forward to taking two weeks off, and focusing on nothing but spending time with my family and friends.  

It's been another amazing year both personally and professionally.  I'm grateful for the goals I've achieved and the growth I've made.  

I still have one more week of intense work.  I have to stay focused and driven!  After that, I'm turning my computer off, hiding from Facebook and taking a Twitter hiatus!

Another Sunday... Another Gig...

I need a vacation!

Kourtney & Kim "Fake" New York!

Here's our latest parody from A Group Production!

Look out Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries... The truth is OUT!

Lazy Day Off

I did absolutely nothing today...
And ate Taco Bell for dinner!
I feel like a lazy slob.
Thank God for the day off...
Next week is going to be crazy.

Long Day...

It's been a long day.
I'm tired and cranky.
The one highlight;
I was able to help some people sleep easier tonight...
So that's going to be my silver lining before I go to bed.
Goodnight.

You've Gotta Do, What You've Gotta Do!

Crisp white button down- check.
Geeky khaki pants- check.
Polished black shoes- check.
Big fake smile- check.
Tough times call for drastic measures...
I'm ready to Party Down!

Six Word Essay on Traffic in Los Angele

People don't know how to merge!

Great Day!

When the faith is there,

The passion remains,

The work is focused,

The energy is invested,

and the opportunity arises-

The dream comes true.

Lights. Camera. Kardashian!

She has more followers on Twitter than the President;
And more junk in her trunk than J-Lo...
Today our company shot a parody of the talent free, sex tape superstar celebrity- Kim Kardashian.
It was a long day!
Becoming a Kardashian takes a shit ton of make-up, false eyelashes and hot air...
Luckily I was prepared for the challenge!
I'll share it as soon as we get it edited.
Now, I've got to shower this hideous raccoon mask off my face!

Procrastination...

I'll do it tomorrow!
Maybe...

Shitty Days Suck.

Sometimes you're up.
Sometimes you're down.
Life is funny like this...
Release.
Deep breath.
Trust.
Focus on living in the moment.
Even if living in the moment means accepting the fact that you're having a shitty day.
Shitty days suck.
But I guess they're necessary.
At least that's what I'm told.

Use Your Pretty!

Working with kids is always an interesting experience.
They surprise you in every way possible-
Just when you think you've made a breakthrough, they remind you you haven't...
They're unpredictable and completely entertaining all at the same time!
Today during a dress rehearsal of the show I'm choreographing, I over heard this backstage...

Nine year old, "Don't just use your brain for pretty... Use it for fun too!"

2nd nine year olds response, "What?"

It made my day! ...And believe me, it was an incredibly long day!

Six Word Essay on Christmas:

I'm not ready to celebrate yet!

Twitter Me This...

Twitter is the High School of the Internet.
The funny thing is, the people you'd expect to be the popular "kids" are not necessarily the ones with the most "followers."
I'm still in disbelief that someone like Kim Kardashian has over eleven million followers!
Clearly the world is more influenced by fame, status and money than anything else.
We grew up being taught to "be a leader, not a follower."
Yet I wake up everyday and "follow" people on Twitter and ask them to "follow" me...
I guess I'm a victim of social media peer pressure! Now if you'll excuse me
I've got to go reply to @KimKardashian's last Tweet!

Mondays Are Brutal!

Working hard to stay focused,
Trying not to give into the stress.
Hours on the computer,
My eyes can still see the spinning rainbow wheel!
If just one email pays off I'll be grateful!

Back To The Grind!

After spending a wonderful week with family giving thanks, it's time to get back to the grind!
It's easy to get caught up in the fun.
It's much more difficult to get focused and back to work...
Nevertheless, tomorrow it's business as usual!
I have to admit, I'm excited to get back to work. We've got a lot of cool projects in the works- but they're not going to finish by themselves!

Game Day!

The perfect ending to a wonderful week of giving thanks with family...
A USC game with an amazing friend...
P.S. USC kicked UCLA's ass!
50 - 0

Safari Thanksgiving Day 6

Today was our last day at Disneyland.
Which means our family adventure has come to an end...
Make no mistake, we enjoyed every second of the expedition!
We studied animals in their natural habitats:
The lions and tigers and bears at the San Diego Wild Life Park-
The killer whales in their impressive water shows at Sea World-
And of course the thousands of wild, screaming amusement park creature in their lines at Disneyland-
Today we finished with a delicious dinner at the Blue Bayou in honor of the women who made this all possible.
Happy 70th Birthday Grandma Chris, I think the picture below sums up the rest! It was a wonderful trip!

Safari Thanksgiving Day 5

It's been a long day!
The safari is nearing the end...
So we thought we should Treet ourselves to a little holiday magic!
Happy Thanksgiving!
I hope that everyone had a wonderful day!

Safari Thanksgiving Day 4

Today was a long day!
My feet are tired and my legs are sore...
But I had a wonderful day with my niece and nephews!
Disneyland day one is officially complete!
Now if I could just figure out how to get out of this box!

Safari Thanksgiving Day 3

Slight break in the safari expedition...
The family has been keeping me busy!
I had to take a break from vacation to get a little work done.
After a day at the zoo and a trip to Sea World, I found myself in rehearsal with an entirely different type of animal today...
Children!
Never fear, I made it through another choreography rehearsal of Snow White and The Huntsman!
Too bad I feel like this now...  Don't worry, the safari continues bright and early tomorrow morning!

Safari Thanksgiving Day 2

Another day. Another adventure!
From our vantage point today we could sea the world! Any guess where we were?
We weren't at a the zoo... But there sure were a lot of animals! Oh there were a few fins as well!

Safari Thanksgiving Day 1

The weeklong family safari Thanksgiving began today!
Naturally we kicked it off at the San Diego Zoo- Safari Park...
Lions, and tigers and children... Oh my!

Life Lesson Number 2,976???.... I Lost Count!

I believe that people come into our lives for a reason. Honestly, I believe everything happens for a reason...
Occasionally it's tough for me to accept this thought-
Nevertheless, I've learned that every situation in life helps shape who we are as individuals.
I have friends that I've known my entire life, who continue to encourage me to shine.
I have friends that I've known for shorter periods of time that inspire me to grow.
I have friends who come in and out of my life, but we always pick up right where we left off.
And I have friends that were never really friends, but I didn't realize it, until it was too late.
The important thing for me to remember is that all of my friends, even the enemies disguised as friends, have taught me something valuable.

I can sum it all up with the lyrics from the beautiful song For Good from the amazing musical Wicked-
"Who can say if I've been changed for the better? But because I knew you, I have been changed for good."

Anonymous...

Dear Anonymous,
Some people say things to your face... others only have the strength to say things behind your back. Either is fine with me.
What I'm confused by, is the type of person who lacks the character to put a name on their opinion, information or accusations.
I share my thoughts, opinions, observations, short stories, personal challenges and much more on an open blog.  I've been doing so for over two years.
If you look back through past entries, you will see that I'm very open about my proudest achievements and most venerable moments alike.
It's safe to say that I've never written anything "anonymously."  My feeling is, if you can't stand behind the words you are saying, maybe you shouldn't be saying them...
Clearly not everyone feels the same way...
I suppose in certain instances; domestic abuse, child safety and witnessing a mob crime you might not want your name attached to the police report for personal safety.
Otherwise, I think it's just lame to attack someone namelessly~
I wrote a post a few days ago about an old friend who is no longer my friend.  I didn't mention their name because, just like posting anonymously, I think publicly bashing is unnecessary. (Until now.)
The point of my blog entry: Enjoy Your Facebook Friends was not to "get back" at an old friend.  It was to release my feelings and move on.  Which is why I started blogging in the first place.
So when I received an "anonymous" reply to my post from the "friend" in question, it only solidified my original feelings:
Some people have the balls to say one thing to your face...
...and another "anonymously."
Here is a post on my public "Wall" of Facebook from the former friend written one year earlier...



























And here is the "anonymous" downfall of our friendship just over a year later...

I will go on the record to say that I am so THANKFUL to have this delusional, self-centered, split personality, raging lunatic out of my life.  You want to act like the hero publicly and bash me "anonymously?" Too funny!
Yours Truly,
Matthew Shaffer

Disneyland Holiday Kickoff party!

Ringing in the holiday cheer!
It was a magical night at the magic kingdom...

Guilty...

It seems like the holiday kickoff comes early every year!
I swear I saw at least five people dressed up like Santa Clause for Halloween!
But I have to admit... This year I'm guilty too!
Hey, don't judge me! It's an inexpensive way to lift my spirits...

Still Dancing!

My body aches from head to toe;
I danced all weekend and feel old.
Class tonight was really rough-
Those teenage kids have way too much energy!
(I can't even think of a better rhyme.)
The end.

Lily!

My little dog Lily;

I love her so much.

Even though she can't help herself when it comes to eating things she's not supposed to.

Rocks, sheets, coffee tables...

And now Christmas ornament hangers?!?

Oh Lily!

You're going to give me a heart attack!

Remember When?

Remember when airlines used to show a movie on a cross country flight?
Now they charge you for a snack!
I guess that's progress-
Or capitalism at its finest...

Back In The Studio

I spent the day teaching and choreographing a group of talented dancers in Hartford, CT.
I'm always inspired when I have the opportunity to work with an eager new group of young artists.
It instantly reminds me of my journey as an aspiring entertainer.
It's rewarding to witness a new generation of dancers discovering their abilities, building their foundation and exploring their creative path.
The day went fast and furious. Acting, dancing, improvisation and technique over ten hours.
Though it felt wonderful in the moment, I know my body is going to be in total pain tomorrow!
Though my heart and soul still feels thirteen- my aches and pains remind me otherwise!

Living the Dream!

Slowly and surely the dream is coming to life...
It's so rewarding to see a lifetime of passion, determination and hard work come together in a way far more inspiring than I ever imagined!
Today, I feel proud.

Happy Hour!

When the day is long 

and the stress is high

I'm thankful for friends,

and a happy vibe!

Buckle Up!

If you want to get anywhere in life, you can't always take the safe route! 
You have to go off-roading! 
It can be bumpy~ but detours are necessary. 
Buckle up and enjoy the ride!

Enjoy Your Facebook Friends.

As suspected, my instinct was correct.

Despite all of my better judgment and intuition, I met up with an estranged friend in need last night.

The evening started off with his passive-aggressive behavior directed at me.
As the night continued, so did his nasty remarks and false accusations.
The evening ended with him inches away from my face, screaming
at the top of his lungs in a crowded bar in Los Angeles.

This should come as no surprise to me-

The majority of our nine year friendship revolved around his need to lash out
at the people he considered his "closest" friends.

The sad fact is, he has completely alienated everyone who actually cared about him.  

I've never met a person who could brag about having over two thousand "friends" on Facebook, while standing alone in a bar after attacking the only person who actually showed up to support him.

As I walked away, I laughed. 

I no longer care what happens to him.
Besides, he doesn't need me...
He has plenty of friends on Facebook!

The Funny Thing About Friends...

They're always there for you when you need them...

But remember... you have to be there when they need you too!

(Just a little reminder to myself.)

So I'm going to man up, be the "bigger" person and go help a friend in need!

A Catholic Make-Over?!?

I guess it's inevitable...
In a society driven by social media, celebrity, youth, yoga, pilates, rebranding and enlightenment- it seems everyone is focused on appealing to the masses...
So natural the Catholic Mass gets a facelift!
I guess it's progress? The last time the Catholic Church modified their services was in 1965.
I was baptized Catholic and grew up in the Catholic Church. I want to be very clear, my family gave both me and my sister the choice in the matter.
 I was never forced to attend mass, catechism or confession.
I did so on my own accord for several reasons;
1. I LOVED the theatrics of mass.
2. I felt safe with my thoughts and sharing them with someone who would listen, but never verbally answer.
3. I thoroughly enjoyed the smell of the incense.
There are other more important reasons, all of which are personal and therefore I will not share those thoughts.
The point is- I find comfort in the hour a week I spend in meditation.
Apparently a large population of practicing Catholics do as well...
Today, it was announced that over the next several weeks the Catholic mass will be getting a world wide overhaul!
As a combined effort of the Popes' in more recent years responding to the dwindling number of Catholics attending weekly services- The Vatican has decided to step into the light. They want the Catholic Church to be more user friendly. More in line with a spiritual enlightenment...
Did I even hear our priest mention meditation?
(A word that most Catholics associate with New Age thinking.)
I guess some people aren't familiar with the monistaries and convents where speaking is prohibit.
Anyway, I couldn't help but get a little chuckle in church this morning when the priest talked about the new phrases being added and the new moments of silence and mediation.
On the one hand I'm proud that the Catholic Church is trying to rebrand their faith for a new generation and perhaps even shed the nasty scandals that have stained the sacred robes.
Still, another part of me can't help but question how changing a few silly words is going to draw in new audience? In the meantime, it will no doubtedly piss off a large part of the older audience that still remain covered in a black veil each week...
If the Catholic Church was really interested in repopulating the pews they should draw on Hollywood, and take a note from movies like Sister Act and the celebrity TV evangelists who manage to pack in thousands of people a week in their enormous arenas.
People do want change- they're craving it from everywhere!
But they want it to appeal to them. They want to be inspired. They want to be entertained. They want to sing like a contestant on The Voice. They want to stand up dance down the aisles...
They don't want another opportunity to kneel!

Game Day!

I admit, I'm not a huge football fan.

But when you're the son of the worlds biggest Denver Bronco's fan (my mom, not my dad!) then you learn how to enjoy a weekend of football.

Today was no exception...

In honor of my favorite USC loving friends I hosted a college game day party!

Complete with homemade chili and all the fixin's.

It was the perfect feast of food, booze and friends!

So even though the game of the century turned out to be a fumble...

The party did not!

Networking...

Necessary to
Engage.
Take action!
Work
On
Reaching out.
Keep
Industry professionals
Needing your
Gift!

Snow White Rehearsal

Snot covered clothes,

Dirty sticky hands,

Cuts and bruises crusted with blood,

Stinky farts and laughter-

Working with children is always an adventure!

Working 9 to 5... Is No Way To Make a Living!

I spent the entire day working on the computer.

God, I'm so thankful I don't have a 9 to 5 office job-

If I had to stare at a monitor five days a week, all day long you would NEVER see me on Facebook or any other social website!

Don't even get me started on the stupid rainbow spinning track wheel!!!

Now, it's time to release the day;

I'm really looking forward to a lovely dinner party with friends tonight.

As for tomorrow...

Well, that will come soon enough.

Four Days of Halloween

Recovering from a four day weekend extravaganza;

I danced with the famous spirits at the Hollywood Forever cemetery-

I rocked the night away at a birthday party in Hollywood,

I toasted the nuptials of Ric and Jane at their wedding in Palm Springs,

I partied with friends at the Halloween Parade in West Hollywood,

Now it's time to sleep!

Six Word Essay on Four Days of Halloween Partying...

I need a barf bag, now!

Wedding In Palm Springs!

Wedding In Palm Springs-

Pool,

Cocktails,

Ceremony,

More cocktails,

Delicious appetizers,

Find your table,

Introductions to friends of friends,

Dinner is served,

More cocktails,

Speeches,

The first dance,

More cocktails,

Wild crazy dancing,

Late night pool party,

midnight snack,

Crashed!

It was a beautiful wedding!

Congratulations Ric & Jane Barbera!

I love you both!

Halloween Day 2...

Last night I partied at a cemetery...

Tonight I partied at an old skool Hollywood house that's been turned into a night club...

The four day Halloween-fest continues!

Who's the leader of the pack?

Halloween In A Cemetery...

Only in Hollywood...

Would you find a bunch of hot, half naked men in

themed (stripper) Halloween costumes;

Drinking, dancing and doing devilish things-

At a famous Hollywood cemetery.

I must admit it was a fun night!

Albeit, very strange to be dancing around famous dead peoples graves!

Oh well, I'm sure they knew what they were getting into

when they decided to be buried in Hollywood!

Hollywood Forever!

Remembering Grandpa

Today I remember the man who taught me how to make the most delicious scrambled eggs, how to shave in five minutes and how to make an entire room laugh without saying a word!

It's hard to believe my grandpa has been gone for two years. No matter how long it's been, his energy and spirit live on in me and my family.

He was a great man. Stylish, intelligent, funny, calm, brave and full of life.

He encouraged me to follow my dreams. To live everyday to the fullest. To "stop worrying so much."

And most important, how to put your family first.

Growing up he would always remind me, "Life's short Matski, enjoy every second!" Then he'd follow with, "Carpe diem, Seize the day Mattski!"

Of course at the time I couldn't really understand what he meant. But as I got older, I started to see the years pass. Just before he died we had a wonderful conversation- It was all I needed to hear to refocus my life, take bigger risks and enjoy each day for what it brings. Today, brings wonderful memories of a man I loved with all my heart and soul.

Life Lesson Re-Learned In A Labyrinth

I walked through a labyrinth today-
It felt like a metaphor for my life.
Like the maze, when I first began my journey I really had know idea of the direction I was headed.
There are many twists and unexpected turns along the way.
At a certain point the path becomes clear and I begin to discover a great sense of self.
I start to realize that I've overcome so many dead ends and obstacles.
I was even able to stop, take a deep breath and reflect on a few of the amazing adventures I've had so far.
At that moment it dawns on me that I'm only halfway along the trail and I've already walked right passed my goal-
Separated only by the rules of the labyrinth.
It was frustrating and promising all at once...
On the one hand, I was annoyed that I was so close to the target, but had to continue along the maze until it was time to reach the end.
On the other, I was incredibly excited to remember that the goal is only a few steps away.

Standardized "Life" Test Failure!

I don't believe in tests...

But if I did-

I might wonder if I'm being put through the ultimate standardized "Life" test.

Over the past month it feels like anything that could go wrong... Has!

Nothing serious like; illness, death or destruction.

(Thank God!)

But every single piece of electronic equipment has failed.

Plans with friends have backfired.

Simple daily tasks have lead to rage.

Rehearsals and classes have been muddy...

I'm suffering a communication meltdown!

If I am being "tested" I guess I have no choice but to push through the shit I hate, and make up for it in the essay portion.

Just like I did in High School!

I'm off to write in my journal, and hopefully work through some

issues!

Technology... It's all the RAGE!

Another long day;

I sang show tunes on my way home from teaching,

It put a smile on my face.

Then I got home and attempted to sync my iPhone;

The rage of the day came flooding back!

I really hate when technology gets the best of me...

The only way I'm going to release the anger is to sing a song about it!

You Win Some, You Lose Some...

Some days you win-

Some days you lose.

That's life.

I fight like hell to stay focused, calm and positive.

Usually it works,

Today it didn't.

So now, I'm going to dig into a dark chocolate bar,

and pass out on my couch watching trashy TV~

Cheers to tomorrow!

Rigatoni Dinner!

Wine,

Good Friends,

and delicious homemade rigatoni~

Proof that no matter what a friendship endures,

everyone can come together in honor of family!

It was a very good night!

People Watching At Starbucks

A man in his sixties wearing booty shorts with his sagging butt hanging out-
A beautiful woman with a shaved head eating pasta salad with her fingers-
The cackle of a strange man with a bright pink mohawk about two feet high-
The employees talking shit about the customers while not working behind the counter-
The phony Hollywood meetings where each person continues to talk about their amazing project loud enough for everyone to overhear-
The tourists that eat their pastry wishing that it tasted half as good as the ones they eat back home-
The cute little girl that demands her fathers full attention, while her mother finishes her cold cup of coffee-
And all of these people staring back at me like I'm judging them-
I am. And it's amazing!
I love to people watch at Starbucks!

Behind The Curtain!

Today I went on a wild adventure.

I saw behind the velvet curtain and it wasn't pretty;

You always want what you don't have-

Until you get a glimpse of it...

And realize they can keep it!

I have my path,

They have theirs.

It may seem like they've conquered the world,

But I see the rat in a cage.

Conflicted

Do I rise above the bitterness?

Is it worth sitting down to rehash the past?

I'm optimistic and hopeful that people can change-

However it's been my experience that they usually don't,

At least not for very long.

How will this time be different?

Nobody wants to have an eight year friendship end like this...

On the other hand, I don't have the energy to respond after being attacked.

I'm extremely conflicted!

Dear iPhone Software Update,

Thanks for F_cK!nG up my phone, my computer and six hours of my day!

Technology has bitched slapped me into loving the torture.

I feel like I'm one of those people they make "Law & Order" episodes about!

RAGEAGERAGERAGEEEEGARAGEEEEEEEEEEEEERAGERRRRAAAAGGGGEEE!

How It Started...

This is what happens if you leave a bunch of kids with

huge personalities and wild imaginations home alone

with a camcorder...

Here is a clip from the very first parody / variety show

that I made with my cousins back in 1992 when they

came to visit us in Los Angeles.

We all loved shows like In Living Color and Saturday

Night Live, so naturally we decided that we should have

our own show too.

We turned my parents garage into a studio!

Complete with lights, camera and a lot of action!

This is what ignited the flame for me!

I made the executive choice to remove our dialogue...

I think the visual is enough!

Cleaning House...

Over time one can amass a huge amount of clutter in all manners of life;
Like an overgrown garden, career paths and relationships are often neglected-
Days, months, sometimes even years pass before we realize that weeds have surpassed the beautiful flowers, and insects we didn't even know were there, are destroying the entire greenhouse.
This year it occurred to me that the metaphorical "house" that is my life had become a version of Grey Gardens...
I forced myself to pull back the drapes and face the ugly truth now exposed in the harsh light of day-
Friendships turned upside-down, business associates that have rotted to the core, even family matters that have been shoved into a closet.
It was time for me to clean house.
At first the process felt impossible. I finally got a glimpse at what a hoarder must feel when the camera crews come blazing through their home...
But as I began slowly removing the toxic clutter, I was once again able to see the beauty that still surrounded me.
Cleaning "house" I rediscovered the things in my life that are most important.
I filed the moments I treasure, arranged the objects I love to display and deleted the energy that had become a waste of space.
Hopefully in the future I will remember to spend more time on the maintenance and up keep of my life!

Sundays

Chillin' on the sofa,

I've got a puppy on either side of me.

Switching back and forth between Discovery documentaries

and Family Guy on Netflix.

The cool ocean breeze is blowing in through the living room window.

Taking a little catnap before a dinner with friends...

I LOVE Sundays!

Setback. Step Forward.

Life is full of setbacks;

One day you're up,

The next you're down.

Often I feel like I'm making such great strides in my life and career...

Then I take a blow. My ego gets bruised and so does my bank account-

Once I get my mind wrapped around the upsetting setback, I refocus and develop a new battle plan.

But what I remembered today-

What feels like a shitty set of circumstances is likely a blessing in disguise.

The universe has an amazing way of guiding us where we need to be, precisely when we need to be there.

If I wasn't forced to take a gig that I had no interest in working (other than making money) I would never have met a contact that has a shared interest in my passion and the means to help me get my project off the ground.

Proving yet again, EVERYTHING happens for a reason. No matter how hard I fight the obvious, I've learned that life is in motion and there are some things that I cannot control, I just have to trust that the universe will lead me to my next lesson. If only I could remember that in the thick of the setback!

Waking Up Is Hard...

Standing all day with a smile on my face-

Needed to blow off steam last night when I got home...

Showered and feeling fresh,

Walked down with friends for a Happy Hour!

Happy Hour turned into hour(S)!

Partied like a maniac and still in bed by 10-

Waking up this morning...

Not as fun as last night.

My Ideal Nightmare

Working an outdoor gig wearing a black suit in record breaking heat with a forced smile on my face...
It's gonna be a long day!
Ah- the glamorous life!

Enjoy The View While You Have It

Enjoying the view-

I never know when it will change...

Working hard to appreciate where I am.

Soaking in every minute. Even the frustrating moments.

...and there have been a lot of those recently.

Nevertheless- the view from where I stand is every bit as breathtaking.

Thrilled!

I'm still exhilarated from last night!

We had an informal cast and crew screening of our pilot episode of "The Outrageously Fabulous Weekly Parody Talk Show!" To my delight, it was a huge success!

I can honestly say that working on this project with Jeff Payton, Ellen Buckley and Amy Claire has been a rewarding experience. The result is by far my proudest accomplishment in my career!

I have no doubt that an idea that started out over a year ago, sparked by a lifelong dream of mine to have my own variety show will result in a wildly popular TV show!

No matter what, I can die a happy man knowing that I followed my passion and it lead me on such an adventure with my talented, witty and ambitious friends! I can't wait to see what the future holds for our new show!

A New Chapter: ParodyChat

It was a sad day for us at A Group Produciton when we found out that Jill Zarin and Kelly Bensimon were among the four housewives to be released from the popular Real Housewives of New York franchise on Bravo!
After all, Jill and Kelly were the divas that put our parodies on the map!
I'm so grateful to Jill for reaching out to us and sharing our work with all of her fans! Not to mention that she appears with us in our own parodies!
She's one cool lady and I know she'll have another fabulous project for us to enjoy soon!
In the meantime, we've decided to start a new segment on our YouTube channel called ParodyChat! In ParodyChat we will spoof the homemade videos of celebrities and Reality TV stars...
It makes sense that for our first ParodyChat, we'd spoof the ladies that helped us get the ball rolling.
Here is Jill Zarin's Message Parody Ustream With Kelly Bensimon!

The Cutest Pumkin!

I know it's slightly bias-
But the fact remains...
My niece is the most beautiful baby in the pumpkin patch!

Saturday

Really looking forward to a day off!

Today, is not the day.

Aren't Saturdays supposed to be relaxing?

Not when you're producing a pilot.

I know it will pay off!

Basket Case

Crying watching The X Factor.
Crying watching Dance Moms.
Crying because I can't stop crying...
I'm a total basket case today~
I need a spiritual vacation ASAP!

Face Off.

Tonight I came face to face with a former friend.
I'm disappointed that the encounter was strained, to say the least.
When did our love turn to hate?
How does it happen?
It breaks my heart-
Friends should inspire one another not tear them down.
I've always been told that time heals all wounds...
I hope that's true.

LA- Expect the Unexpected!

The rain in LA comes sporadically-

It's usually unexpected.

Which makes sense if you think about it...

Hollywood is the land of wonder.

How come it rains for one day in October and then not again until February?

How does Keanu Reeves continue to get work?

Why do they green light shows like 2 Broke Girls and cancel shows like Arrested Development?

The answers to these mystery's and many more may never get solved...

But one thing's for sure, LA looks sparkling clean after a nice bath~

Maybe Colin Farrell should take note!

A Big Campy Opening Number for our New Variety Show!

Today, I'm thrilled to share the opening credits to our new Variety Talk show that we've been working on for the past year! I believe in this show whole heartedly! I hope you enjoy:

Follow your passion and success will come chasing after you!

That's Life

Today I had a list of shit on my desk a mile long of all the things that I needed to get accomplished...

Guess what?

I got to cross two things off that list!

What a sad day.

It hurts my head and my heart when I don't get to slash a bold line across some silly task that should only take five minutes to finish!

UHG.

Like my Gram always says, "That's life Mattsky! You've got to take the good with the bad."

I'm ready for the good to keep back in!

Six Word Essay On Dinner With Friends...

Booze, food and laughter- perfect night!

Fall

Crisp air.

The smell of a fireplace.

Craft fairs and pumpkin patches.

Layered clothing.

The sound of football pouring out of the neighborhood bar.

The Pumpkin Spice Latte from Starbucks!

The build up to the holidays...

I LOVE the Fall!